Okay, confession time: I’m terrible at driving games. Like, “I’ll probably crash on the first corner” terrible. So when I stumbled across Escape Road, I figured, “Hey, it can’t be that hard if you just rotate the road and not the car itself, right?” Oh, how wrong I was.
The premise sounds simple enough: your car moves forward automatically, and your job is to rotate the road beneath it to keep it on track. Easy, right? Nope. It’s like trying to juggle while riding a bike — but you’re blindfolded and the bike keeps speeding up.
My first attempt was nothing short of catastrophic. The car sped ahead, and before I even had a chance to rotate the first bend, it flew straight off the edge and plunged into oblivion. “Okay,” I thought, “maybe I just got unlucky.” Spoiler alert: I wasn’t. Continue reading I Tried Escape Road and Immediately Drove Off a Cliff